― George R.R. I love bones, blood and books. — Tyrion Lannister. "The big fish eat the little fish and I keep on paddling." 35. — Syrio Forel. It made him intimidating, but also — ultimately — more vulnerable than he thought. — Cersei. "Everyone is mine to torment." Friends Or The Big Bang Theory Quiz: Who Said It - Rachel Or Penny? "Night gathers, and now my watch begins" — Various members of the Night's Watch. — Ned Stark. And I'm going home." — Tyrion. Jaime Lannister is a transformed man these days, but back in Season 1 he was pretty damn unpleasant. A science nerd (although I prefer the term "enthusiast") to the core. “Chaos isn’t a pit. — Lady Olenna. 40,000+ articles posted by thousands of contributors spanning the entire cultural spectrum. 28. — Davos Seaworth. 10. If you ever get the impression that Tyrion is bitter, this is probably why: his dad said things like this to him. She definitely inherited her dad's way with words. “And who are you, the proud Lord said. 27. Unsurprisingly, she's talking about Joffrey here. Jon Snow. 4. It shows exactly how brutal Cersei's character (and the game to which she's referring) can be. Lines like this are the reason why. That’s how they became powerful in the first place. Reminders of lines like this make that whole crossbow incident seem a little more understandable. — Tyrion. It's been described as fantasy, period drama, adventure, crossover and even romance, but it isn't generally considered to be a comedy. — Tywin Lannister. Monsters are dangerous and just now Kings are dying like flies." — Jon Snow. The whole speech they give when taking the oath of the Night's Watch is pretty good, to be fair — but this line is a particularly ominous. "There's no cure for being a c*nt." Give The Man Some Chicken "I understand that if anymore words come pouring out your c*nt mouth, I'm going to have to eat every f*cking chicken in this room." Delivering passionate and comprehensive entertainment coverage to millions of users world-wide each month. 31. Spicing Up The Stew. It sounds like almost a throwaway line, but we think this one's going to be pretty damn significant in the coming Season when Sam uses those sweet books to save the Kingdom. 5. Jaime says this line to Brienne in the baths when she calls him "Kingslayer", shortly after he's opened up to her about why he really killed the Mad King. 29. — The Hound. A classic line that pretty well sums up Melisandre's unpleasantness — she can be okay when she wants to be, but she's not averse to birthing shadow assassins and casually burning a person or two. 15. — Tyrion. Take a peek at some of Game Of Thrones' funniest lines. I have always been your son." — Aerys II Targaryen. Is there a line that better summed up Joffrey's character than this one? Like. — Littlefinger. "There is only one war that matters. — Tyrion. "You know nothing, Jon Snow." — Lyanna Mormont. 16. 40. 33. Dialogue doesn't come much more badass than this (and when you've just walked out of a roaring inferno unscathed, it's even cooler). Tell them winter came for House Frey." Tyrion may be amusing, but he can also be just as harsh as his sister when he wants to be. Tyrion can be wise, and he can be cutthroat, but above all he's gloriously witty and self-deprecating. — Joffrey. "Power resides where men believe it resides. Tyrion said this back to Bran back in the show's early days. 6. There's so much action, death, sex and violence in Game of Thrones that it's sometime easy to forget just how damn good the writing is too. They used this one in the trailer before the Battle of the Bastards, and it's resonated ever since. "If I fall, don't bring me back." "What do we say to the God of death?" tags: fear , foreboding , scary. The Great War. Friends Or How I Met Your Mother Quiz: Who Said It - Joey Or Barney? 14. "I am the dragon's daughter, and I swear to you that those who would harm you will die screaming." Fans should always beg to differ. 38. And the fact that Olenna Tyrell can still deliver a line of this calibre even when she knows she's about to die is testament to just how awesome a character she was. 12. — Tyrion. "I've seen wet shits I like better than Walder Frey." Bronn may have his faults, but he certainly knows how to tell it like it is. Ned Stark was banging on about winter back in Season 1, and now — with the White Walkers plotting an imminent invasion — it's looking like people should have paid him more attention. Let the crossing off of that list commence! — Daenerys. Martin and the show-runners, it generates its fair share of chuckles from its audience. Like other notable Lannisters, he saw himself as above everyone else. 3. "I grew up with soldiers. — Tywin. Chaos is a ladder.” -Lord Baelish. "I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things." What better way to kick off a highly anticipated new season than to take a walk down memory lane to rediscover some of the comedic genius creeping around in Westeros? ©2020 A sad, bitter line that marks the end of a truly depressing father-son relationship. "When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die." His time on the show was painfully short, but he managed to get in a few good jabs while he was around. "Never forget what you are. It's tricky to pin down exactly what Littlefinger wants in Game of Thrones, but this quote at least reveals his philosophy — while other factions war and kill each other, he takes advantage. — Tyrion. Powered by its own proprietary technology, Mashable is the go-to source for tech, digital culture and entertainment content for its dedicated and influential audience around the globe. "The day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth." After trying not to have a name for an entire Season, Arya finally — finally — made the decision we all wanted her to make. 22. — Melisandre. "If I fall, don't bring me back". A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of a sheep. is a global, multi-platform media and entertainment company. It’s a trick, a shadow on the wall. This one's on top, then that one's on top, and on and on it spins, crushing those on the ground." Any line that completely shuts up Joffrey is a good line, to be fair. 6. — Varys. — Tywin. 8. 25 Funniest Lines In Game Of Thrones. 18. "Chaos isn't a pit. Martin, A Game of Thrones. 25. Another popular quote and this time it is by one … — Ned Stark. — Jaime Lannister. Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Although he's only in the show in flashback form, the Mad King's final words cast a shadow over many of the series' main characters. The powerful have always preyed on the powerless.