*a little girl around 8 runs in*Hotch: Um... hello.Girl: *gives a little wave*Morgan: Hey there. She has been taunting my agents all day long!Woman: Not my sweet little Vee!Hotch: Oh, yes. *keeps doing his paperwork*Blake: *walks over* We have a case.Hotch: Dammit...Blake: *raises an eyebrow* Don't worry, it's local, and we have enough information to make the profile a no-brainer.Hotch: *sighs* Alright. And nobody, not even a child, gets away with hurting my family. THIS GIRL. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. *runs over and hugs him*Strauss: ...Right. YOU'RE NOT MAD? *stands up*Blake: You okay?Hotch: Is it normal to hate a child?Reid: Psychologically no, because our brains have been programmed throughout time to make out certain features of babies and children to be cute, thus provoking a parental instinct. But please keep her away from the other agents and at your desk.Woman: *nods* Yes sir. *smiles* Vee: You're bald. Will & Grace (1998) - S01E13 The Unsinkable Mommy Adler, Friends (1994) - S04E10 The One With the Girl from Poughkeepsie. 3 Hours LaterRossi: So I think it's a masterpiece!JJ: *laughs* I'm sure it is.Rossi: Here, I left it on my desk. *group hug*Rossi: *pulls away* So wait, where's the girl now? Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides (2011), The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S10E22 The Cognition Regeneration, Friends (1994) - S09E10 The One With Christmas In Tulsa. *walks away with her daughter*Vee: *looks over her mother's shoulder and sticks her tongue out*Garcia: *sticks her's out right back*'Blake: Okay, I want to know why we're butt faces and Reid's cute.Hotch: It's called the Reid effect.Blake: ...The what?Reid: It's... complicated.Blake: *sighs*. *notices that Blake and Hotch have gone away* ...Well then. THIS WILL NEVER BE REPORTED. Is. *spits some out in her face*JJ: o_oRossi: *shoves JJ out of the way and looks the girl in the eyes* LISTEN YOU LITTLE THUNDERCUNT, WHAT YOU ARE EATING IS MY MODEL OF THE MIGHTY CHINCHILLA, TERROR OF THE DUSTING BOWL, DEVOURER OF THE TIMOTHY HAY, AND MY FUCKING MASTERPIECE. *the head is in fact a golf ball sized bud on the sculptures small body*Rossi: I only had a few caramels left, okay? When you click on that character you look at the display name section and erase the name displayed there and then save it and your character will show up with no name in your story 3 Likes tishaaMarch 4, 2018, 6:28pm They are the most noble of the rodents!Blake: *shrugs* I can deal.Garcia: *nods* They ARE adorable...Rossi: Yay! Cause she works here! *dumps out hundreds of individually wrapped caramel squares*Reid: ...Why?Rossi: Well, I figured the BAU needed a mascot, so I'm gonna melt these up and mold them into it!Hotch: Hmm. It looks dumb.Rossi: *scoffs* You look dumb. Or Perky, for short.Morgan: *chuckles* Perky, huh?Rossi: Yes, Perky. 30 Rock (2006) - S04E10 Black Light Attack! Plus, she called Garcia fat. *they get in each other's faces*Vee: BALDIE.Morgan: BRAT.Garcia: Guys, stop!Vee: *points to her* SHUT UP, YOU'RE FAT!Garcia: D:Hotch: *steps in front of her* That's enough, where is your mother?Vee: I don't need to tell you! And she's the best agent you have! It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS. *walks off with the rest of the team*Rossi: BYE MA BITCHES! Stay out of trouble.Rossi: Kay. Vee: No, you're bald. - Hicks. In the script for 12 Angry Men, the characters names are just 2nd Juror, 3rd Juror, etc., and I'm trying to write someting that similar that might apply, but I'm currently using the names Driver, Passenger #1, Passenger #2...Passenger #6. *runs at her*Vee: *throws Perky up in the air, and he gets stuck to the ceiling*Rossi: :OVee: *smirks*Rossi: *slowly looks down at her*Vee: e.e...?Rossi: *smiles* I am going to fucking murder you.Vee: O.O ...Oh no. *looks at Hotch and JJ*JJ: *looks down*Hotch: *stares at her with a hard expression*Strauss: *glances at Rossi*Rossi: *holds up Perky* BEHOLD OUR ADORABLE MASCOT!Strauss: *closes her eyes and nods*. Your review has been posted. BUT ROSSI, YOU WENT TO FUCKING FAR THIS TIME. David went way too far, plain and simple.JJ: *sighs* So you don't want to help him?Hotch: *shakes his head and looks at Rossi, who's dancing and singing with the others*Rossi:When I walk in the BAU, this is what I seeI see lots of unsubs fleeing from meI got profiling in my genes, and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it!I'm Rossi and I know itHotch: ...Does he NOT belong in a mental hospital!? Celebrate most anticipating season of game of thrones with this exclusive white t-shirt which has Arya stark’s legendary quote. I mean seriously, colored skinny jeans are SO last year.Vee: ...*kicks him in the shin and runs away*Rossi: HEY, COME BACK HERE! *sways forward and back slightly* Morgan: Well hi Vee. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (2015) - S02E07 Who's the Cool Girl Josh Is Dating? I guess...JJ: Now come on, let's go melt more caramels. IT WAS PRICELESS!Blake: That was like the video of Hotch and Strauss, but with guns and violence!Reid: She deserved it, in my opinion.Rossi: *gasps* REALLY?! BY YOUR DESK. Hell, why didn't I do that? But she didn't have school because the school has a power outage from the recent storm and I had to work today and her father is on a business trip and I couldn't find a sitter-Hotch: *holds a hand up* Alright, alright, she can stay. *waves her arms around* BUT THE REST OF YOU ARE BUTT FACES!Woman: *runs over* Oh, there you are Veronica! *a little girl around 8 runs in* Hotch: Um... hello. Girl: *gives a little wave* Morgan: Hey there. *points to Morgan* And you're still bald! *starts screaming*Rossi: *covers her mouth again and walks to the barn**many agents including the rest of the team are there, pointing their guns at a man who has a knife to a young woman's throat*Rossi: *opens the doors with a loud bang* 'Scuse me, pardon me, sup guys, just doing some business, nice jacket! A Girl Has No Name is a Porter - Smoked style beer brewed by Four Stacks Brewing Company in Apollo Beach, FL. Hotch: We have it under control. *waves him in the air*Rossi: *glares* This. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. SO PUT IT DOWN BEFORE I THROTTLE YOU UNTIL YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A LITTLE PILE OF POND SCUM ON MY FLOOR. War! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. That's actually not a bad idea.Garcia: *gasps* Oooh, perfect! ?Rossi: *slams the door and starts up the car*Vee: *there's pounding* My mommy's gonna shoot you in the head!Rossi: Mmhmm... *drives off**they soon arrive at an old barn outside the city*Rossi: *climbs out, opens the trunk, and grabs Vee*Vee: I CAN SCREAM REALLY LOUDLY! *grabs the girl by her arm and drags her away*Rossi: *picks up the remnants of his sculpture* She ate it head-first. *awkward silence*Reid: ...A Chinchilla?Rossi: Yeah! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. *sways forward and back slightly*Morgan: Well hi Vee. Score: n/a with 1 ratings and reviews. !Morgan: I see... well, does he have a name?Rossi: Do unicorns fart rainbows! !Morgan: Well, you did endanger the lives of all of us, the hostage, and that child but... whatever.Blake: We're honestly not surprised.Rossi: ...I love you guys.JJ: Aww, we love you too you crazy Italian bastard! How are we supposed to get him back to the way he was in a week?Hotch: I don't know, but we can try.Blake: *shakes her head* I don't think we can do it.Morgan: It's okay, we just have to keep him from doing anything stupid.Rossi: *struts in with a big leather bag* Hey hey hey!Morgan: Yeah, we're fucked.Blake: Hey David... what's in the bag?Rossi: The souls of a thousand kittens! A Girl Has No Name T-Shirt Online in Pakistan | GoT T-Shirt. *lets go and walks away*Rossi: ...And a wonderful night to you too, friend!JJ: *shakes her head* Why did you do that? *stomps her foot*Rossi: *looks at her in disbelief* ...Because you're a bitch?Hotch: STOP.